Hello lovelies. My name is Niamh (pronounced Nee-Uvv for my non-Irish fronds). Fondly known as Ned to some; NOT to my mother, I am a displaced Irish wan living in the Semi United of States of America.

My husband and I have recently moved back to California from Maui (yes fuck Hawaii what?) after living in the iconic Midwest for five wild years. It’s been a journey.

We are the proud parents of two extra furry giant pupper boys and a nearly hairless goblin kitty who brought me back to life during some dark times. We also have a human child living in our home who I think belongs to me? It’s hard to know she is quite feral and I am certainly in the deep end of a body of water that I am entirely unfamiliar with. That is-the ocean of motherhood.